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SENTIMENTS WITH SASS

Our products are unapologetically sassy, snarky & sarcastic. If you want something sentimental, go to Hallmark.

CREATED IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

All products are proudly made in Washington State. Where we have mountains that blow up and shit.

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THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND CARD

THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND CARD

THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND CARD

$5.00
FOOT CRAMPS UP BIRTHDAY CARD

FOOT CRAMPS UP BIRTHDAY CARD

FOOT CRAMPS UP BIRTHDAY CARD

$5.00
WHEEL OF FORTUNE BIRTHDAY CARD

WHEEL OF FORTUNE BIRTHDAY CARD

WHEEL OF FORTUNE BIRTHDAY CARD

$5.00
AT MY FUNERAL ALL OCCASION CARD

AT MY FUNERAL ALL OCCASION CARD

AT MY FUNERAL ALL OCCASION CARD

$5.00
MURDER HORNETS ANYTIME CARD

MURDER HORNETS ANYTIME CARD

MURDER HORNETS ANYTIME CARD

$5.00

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