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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card
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19 reviews
Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background
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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card
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15 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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Foot Cramps Greeting Card
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18 reviews
Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
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11 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Another Year Older Greeting Card
$5.00

21 reviews
Birthday Hardships Greeting Card with bold red text on light blue cardstock and white envelope delivering witty aging humor.
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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card
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7 reviews
Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card with witty white text on teal cardstock and white envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card
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8 reviews
Fucking Genius Greeting Card with bold white text on bright red background delivering a witty birthday message about age and wisdom
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Fucking Genius Greeting Card
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10 reviews
Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card with witty white text on navy cardstock and matching envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card
$5.00

13 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background
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Hurt Your Neck Greeting Card
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15 reviews
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background
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Snap, Crackle, Pop Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and humorous text THAT SAYS "A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, WTF? IS THAT A TALKING BIRD?" on a beige backgrounD
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Little Birdie Greeting Card
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6 reviews
Greeting card with a birthday cake illustration and humorous text that says, "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST, AND MAY NO ONE USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT." on a gray background
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May Your Birthday Cake Be Moist Greeting Card
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7 reviews
Greeting Card with purple background and white text that says, "EVERY YEAR YOU GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. BITCH." on a white background
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More and More Beautiful Greeting Card
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5 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text that says "fantastic sister. would recommend." on a gray background
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5 Star Sister Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING HUSBAND. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 Star Husband Greeting Card
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12 reviews
Balloons Are a Weird Gift Greeting Card with witty text on orange cardstock and a white envelope for a funny birthday message
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Balloons Are a Weird Gift Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue background
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So. Many. Candles. Greeting Card
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9 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing Friend. Highly Recommended.' on a gray background
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5 Star Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Colonoscopy Greeting Card with simple brown text on a muted pink background delivering a funny birthday message
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Colonoscopy Greeting Card
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4 reviews
The Best Part Of Being 40 Greeting Card with playful yellow text on coral background about pre-internet mischief and birthday wishes
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The Best Part Of Being 40 Greeting Card
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Rain Coming in Your Knees Greeting Card with bold white text on bright blue cardstock and white envelope for humorous message
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Rain Coming in Your Knees Greeting Card
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3 reviews
Family Member Least Ashamed Greeting Card with birthday cake and gift icons on green background delivering humorous message
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Family Member Least Ashamed Greeting Card
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7 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS AMAZING BROTHER. WOULD RECOMMEND on a gray background
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5 Star Brother Greeting Card
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5 reviews
Older, Wiser Greeting Card with bold white text on red background and white envelope delivering playful aging humor
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Older, Wiser Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Getting Older Is Great Greeting Card with bold yellow text on blue, humorously denying that aging is exciting.
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Getting Older Is Great Greeting Card
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4 reviews
Red birthday greeting card with white text that says, "i'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a white background
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Birthday Wishes Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Bad Ass Bitches Born in May Greeting Card with bold white text on purple listing famous women and a cheeky personal shoutout
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in May Greeting Card
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4 reviews
Bad Ass Bitches Born in August Greeting Card with bold white text on purple cardstock listing iconic names and a cheeky message
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in August Greeting Card
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5 reviews
Excited About Buying a New Vacuum Greeting Card with bold blue text on pale green delivering a humorous aging message
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Excited About Buying a New Vacuum Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Bad Ass Bitches Born in July Greeting Card with bold white text on purple background listing iconic women and you
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in July Greeting Card
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Greedy Bastard Greeting Card with bold white text and red check marks on gray background joking about receiving two cards
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Greedy Bastard Greeting Card
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4 reviews
I'll Keep This Brief Greeting Card with white text on bright blue background delivering a witty birthday message.
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I'll Keep This Brief Greeting Card
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3 reviews
Your Chariot Awaits Greeting Card with a humorous mobility scooter illustration and bold white text on a warm peach background
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Your Chariot Awaits Greeting Card
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6 reviews
Life Pro Tip Birthday Cake Greeting Card with funny white text on rust background delivering a cheeky birthday message
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Life Pro Tip Birthday Cake Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Bad Ass Bitches Born in January Greeting Card with bold white text on a purple background listing famous January-born women and “You”
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in January Greeting Card
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7 reviews
That's What She Said Greeting Card with playful pastel balloons and cheeky birthday message on yellow background.
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That's What She Said Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Oregon Trail Greeting Card with pixel art wagon and humorous text about aging and surviving dysentery in retro style
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Oregon Trail Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Things Older Than You Greeting Card with playful icons of a wheel, fire, pyramids, and dinosaur on white background
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Things Older Than You Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Yellow birthday card with purple text that says, "4 out of 5 people get a gift on their birthday. hello#5" on a white background
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4 Out Of 5 People Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Looking Good For Your Age Greeting Card with bold blue text on orange background delivering a witty birthday message.
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Looking Good For Your Age Greeting Card
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1 review
Aging Gracefully Greeting Card with white text on muted blue background and white envelope featuring humorous aging message
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Aging Gracefully Greeting Card
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Greeting card with a bear and gift illustration and humorous text that says, "since you can't read this, i'll just congratulate your parents on having such a cute baby." on a light green background
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1st Birthday Greeting Card
$5.00
Still Getting Carded Greeting Card with white text on light blue background and white envelope featuring a witty birthday message
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Still Getting Carded Greeting Card
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Younger Sister Older Sister Greeting Card with cheerful yellow text on pink background for a playful birthday message
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Younger Sister Older Sister Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Bad Ass Bitches Born in March Greeting Card with bold white text on bright purple listing iconic women and a cheeky personal compliment
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in March Greeting Card
$5.00

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Bad Ass Bitches Born in June Greeting Card with bold white text on purple background listing famous June-born women plus “You”
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in June Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Sorry This Card Is Late Greeting Card with bold white text on green background delivering a funny belated birthday message
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Sorry This Card Is Late Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Bad Ass Bitches Born in April Greeting Card with bold white text on purple listing iconic women and you
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Bad Ass Bitches Born in April Greeting Card
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1 review