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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE GREETING CARD
$5.00

7 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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FOOT CRAMPS UP BIRTHDAY CARD
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BIRTHDAY HARDSHIPS GREETING CARD
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Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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CLEANING TO DRINKING MUSIC GREETING CARD
$5.00

4 reviews
Greeting card with a blue background and text that says "If it makes you feel better, I know people older than you that are still alive.", featuring a cupcake illustration.
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I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU GREETING CARD
$5.00

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Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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ANOTHER YEAR OLDER GREETING CARD
$5.00

9 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background
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SNAP, CRACKLE, POP GREETING CARD
$5.00

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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING HUSBAND. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 STAR HUSBAND GREETING CARD
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Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and humorous text THAT SAYS "A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, WTF? IS THAT A TALKING BIRD?" on a beige backgrounD
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A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background
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HURT YOUR NECK GREETING CARD
$5.00

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Greeting Card with purple background and white text that says, "EVERY YEAR YOU GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. BITCH." on a white background
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MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL GREETING CARD
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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing Friend. Highly Recommended.' on a gray background
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5 STAR FRIEND GREETING CARD
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OLD AGE IS COMING FOR ALL OF US BIRTHDAY CARD
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YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS READY BIRTHDAY CARD
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YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS BIRTHDAY CARD
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BALLOONS ARE A WEIRD GIFT BIRTHDAY CARD
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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text that says "fantastic sister. would recommend." on a gray background
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5 STAR SISTER GREETING CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN JANUARY BIRTHDAY CARD
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RAIN COMING IN YOUR KNEES BIRTHDAY CARD
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OLDER WISER BIRTHDAY CARD
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Greeting card with a birthday cake illustration and humorous text that says, "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST, AND MAY NO ONE USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT." on a gray background
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MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST GREETING CARD
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GREEDY BASTARD BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS CARD with funny text and checkmarks, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope and clear sleeve
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GREEDY BASTARD BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS CARD
$5.00

2 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS AMAZING BROTHER. WOULD RECOMMEND on a gray background
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5 STAR BROTHER GREETING CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN MARCH BIRTHDAY CARD
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2 reviews
Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue background
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SO. MANY. CANDLES. GREETING CARD
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FAMILY MEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD
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3 reviews
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LIFE PRO TIP CAKE BIRTHDAY CARD
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THE BEST PART OF BEING 40 BIRTHDAY CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN AUGUST BIRTHDAY CARD
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EXCITED ABOUT BUYING A NEW VACUUM CARD
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YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.00

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OREGON TRAIL BIRTHDAY CARD with pixelated green wagon and humorous text about aging and dysentery on white cardstock with kraft envelope
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OREGON TRAIL BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.00

1 review
Red birthday greeting card with white text that says, "i'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a white background
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BIRTHDAY WISHES GREETING CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN FEBRUARY BIRTHDAY CARD
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Yellow birthday card with purple text that says, "4 out of 5 people get a gift on their birthday. hello#5" on a white background
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4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE GET A GIFT BIRTHDAY CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN MAY BIRTHDAY CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN APRIL BIRTHDAY CARD
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THINGS OLDER THAN YOU BIRTHDAY CARD with funny black and white illustrations of wheel, fire, pyramids, and dinosaur on white cardstock
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THINGS OLDER THAN YOU BIRTHDAY CARD
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AGING GRACEFULLY BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text about aging, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope and clear sleeve.
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AGING GRACEFULLY BIRTHDAY CARD
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DEAD TREE BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text about a piece of a dead tree to show how much the sender cares, kraft envelope included
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DEAD TREE BIRTHDAY CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN OCTOBER BIRTHDAY CARD
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RICK ROLL YOUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous QR code and typewriter-style happy birthday text on white cardstock
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RICK ROLL YOUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.00

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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN JULY BIRTHDAY CARD
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I'LL KEEP THIS BRIEF BIRTHDAY CARD with witty black text on white cardstock, kraft envelope and clear sleeve included
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I'LL KEEP THIS BRIEF BIRTHDAY CARD
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Greeting card with a bear and gift illustration and humorous text that says, "since you can't read this, i'll just congratulate your parents on having such a cute baby." on a light green background
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1ST BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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Orange greeting card with white text that says "too old for tiktok. too young for the retirement home." on a white background
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TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK GREETING CARD
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YOUNGER SISTER OLDER SISTER BIRTHDAY CARD with funny text about younger sister mistaken for older, blank inside with kraft envelope
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YOUNGER SISTER OLDER SISTER BIRTHDAY CARD
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STILL GETTING CARDED BIRTHDAY CARD
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text, pink cake illustration, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BIRTHDAY CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN DECEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.00