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Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background
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Blue GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS, "WHY DOES A CAN OF BISCUITS HAVE TO OPEN LIKE THAT? ISN'T LIFE SCARY ENOUGH?" on a white background
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funny red encouragement greeting card with humorous text that says, "just remember, we're all brave in our own way. for example, i am not afraid to eat raw cookie dough."
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Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background
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I'M GOING TO HAVE A GREAT DAY SYMPATHY CARD with bold black text and humorous adult message on white cardstock with kraft envelope
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Card with 'Will you be my Valentine?' question and checkboxes on a white background
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Green greeting card with humorous text that says, "remember in school when our teacher would tell us we'd never have a calculator in our pocket? well, well, well..." on a white background
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humorous greeting card with white text that says "roses are red. violets are blue. you had me at "i hate that bitch too." on a red background
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Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue
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Red birthday greeting card with white text that says, "i'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a white background
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Purple greeting card with humorous text that says, "I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD SKIP WORK AND DRINK MARGARITAS AND EAT CHIPS AND SALSA ALL DAY, BUT I'M NOT, NOT SAYING THAT EITHER." on a white background
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Blue card with white text that reads "i saw this shitty card and thought fuck it. this'll do. on a white background
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Greeting card with pink text that says, "the hardest part about being your friend is that i have to pretend to like my other friends as much as i like you, which is pretty fucking rediculous." on a yellow background
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YOU'RE THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY CARD with playful love message and bold text, blank inside with kraft envelope included
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Motivational card with text 'Don't ever be ashamed of who you are. That's your kid's job.' on a purple background.
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FUNNY GREETING CARD WITH ORANGE TEXT THAT SAYS "I WONDER IF THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD THAT CHAIN LETTER TO 10 PEOPLE."
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Card with text 'I FUCKING LOVE YOU' on a white background
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Card with text message design on a white background
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Pink card with red text 'I LOVE YOU A LOTTLE. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE, ONLY BIGGER.' on a white background
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WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUMER ENCOURAGEMENT CARD with humorous text about embracing medium effort, blank interior, kraft envelope included
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Greeting card with purple text that says, "ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE. YOU'RE KIND OF A BITCH, BUT THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU." on a light purple background
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Birthday card with humorous text about a mammogram on a white background
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Greeting card with text 'I'm sorry I acted crazy. It will probably happen again.' on a teal background.
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Blue card with white text and a thank you note and checkboxes on a white background
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greeting Card with 'I'd be screwed without you' text on a salmon colored  background
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greeting Card with Easter eggs and humorous text that says, "easter egg hunts are proof your kids can find shit if they really want to." on a green background
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Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background
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Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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