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Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background

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MILKING THE COWS GREETING CARD

$5.00

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Blue GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS, "WHY DOES A CAN OF BISCUITS HAVE TO OPEN LIKE THAT? ISN'T LIFE SCARY ENOUGH?" on a white background

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LIFE IS SCARY GREETING CARD

$5.00

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BALLOONS ARE A WEIRD GIFT BIRTHDAY CARD

$5.00

funny red encouragement greeting card with humorous text that says, "just remember, we're all brave in our own way. for example, i am not afraid to eat raw cookie dough."

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COOKIE DOUGH GREETING CARD

$5.00

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MULTIPURPOSE FRIEND FRIENDSHIP CARD

$5.00

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YOU'RE MY EMERGENCY CONTACT FRIENDSHIP CARD

$5.00

1 review

Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background

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I ENJOY COMPLAINING TO YOU GREETING CARD

$5.00

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I'M GOING TO HAVE A GREAT DAY SYMPATHY CARD

$5.00

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Card with 'Will you be my Valentine?' question and checkboxes on a white background

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WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

$5.00

2 reviews

Green greeting card with humorous text that says, "remember in school when our teacher would tell us we'd never have a calculator in our pocket? well, well, well..." on a white background

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REMEMBER BACK IN SCHOOL GREETING CARD

$5.00

humorous greeting card with white text that says "roses are red. violets are blue. you had me at "i hate that bitch too." on a red background

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I HATE THAT BITCH TOO GREETING CARD

$5.00

Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue
background

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SO. MANY. CANDLES. GREETING CARD

$5.00

Red birthday greeting card with white text that says, "i'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a white background

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BIRTHDAY WISHES GREETING CARD

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YOU'RE THE BEST LOVE CARD

$5.00

Purple greeting card with humorous text that says, "I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD SKIP WORK AND DRINK MARGARITAS AND EAT CHIPS AND SALSA ALL DAY, BUT I'M NOT, NOT SAYING THAT EITHER." on a white background

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SKIP WORK AND DRINK MARGARITAS GREETING CARD

$5.00

Blue card with white text that reads "i saw this shitty card and thought fuck it. this'll do. on a white background

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FUCK IT THIS'LL DO GREETING CARD

$5.00

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TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION THANK YOU CARD

$5.00

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Greeting card with pink text that says, "the hardest part about being your friend is that i have to pretend to like my other friends as much as i like you, which is pretty fucking rediculous." on a yellow background

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HARDEST PART OF BEING YOUR FRIEND GREETING CARD

$5.00

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YOU'RE THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

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Motivational card with text 'Don't ever be ashamed of who you are. That's your kid's job.' on a purple background.

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DON'T BE ASHASMED OF WHO YOU ARE GREETING CARD

$5.00

FUNNY GREETING CARD WITH ORANGE TEXT THAT SAYS "I WONDER IF THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD THAT CHAIN LETTER TO 10 PEOPLE."

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90'S CHAIN LETTER GREETING CARD

$5.00

Card with text 'I FUCKING LOVE YOU' on a white background

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU CARD

$5.00

Card with text message design on a white background

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FUNNY TEXT CONVERSATION LOVE CARD

$5.00

1 review

Pink card with red text 'I LOVE YOU A LOTTLE. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE, ONLY BIGGER.' on a white background

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I LOVE YOU A LOTTLE GREETING CARD

$5.00

1 review

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WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUMER ENCOURAGEMENT CARD

$5.00

Greeting card with purple text that says, "ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE. YOU'RE KIND OF A BITCH, BUT THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU." on a light purple background

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE GREETING CARD

$5.00

Birthday card with humorous text about a mammogram on a white background

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LOOK WHO'S READY FOR A MAMMOGRAM BIRTHDAY CARD

$5.00

Greeting card with text 'I'm sorry I acted crazy. It will probably happen again.' on a teal background.

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I'M SORRY I ACTED CRAZY GREETING CARD

$5.00

Blue card with white text and a thank you note and checkboxes on a white background

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THANKS FOR CHECKLIST GREETING CARD

$5.00

greeting Card with 'I'd be screwed without you' text on a salmon colored background

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I'D BE SCREWED WITHOUT YOU GREETING CARD

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greeting Card with Easter eggs and humorous text that says, "easter egg hunts are proof your kids can find shit if they really want to." on a green background

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EASTER EGG HUNTS GREETING CARD

$5.00

Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background

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I'M THINKING OF YOU GREETING CARD

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Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background

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MOM TRIED HER HARDEST GREETING CARD

$5.00