Card with humorous Christmas message on a white background

DRINK YOUR WINE IN PEACE CHRISTMAS CARD

$5.00
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This funny card is great for that hectic parent in your life. Why won't those damn kids leave you alone for 5 minutes!?

Card Text: christmas time is awesome because you can yell "don't come in here!" and people will assume you are wrapping presents, when really you are hiding so you can drink your wine in peace.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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