Purple greeting card with yellow text that says "you remind me of my pinky toe... sooner or later i'm going to bang you on a table." on a white background

BANG YOU ON A TABLE GREETING CARD

$5.00
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For the person who makes your heart race and your furniture nervous. This card delivers peak unhinged romance—equal parts sweet and spicy, 

Card Text: YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE... SOONER OR LATER I'M GOING TO BANG YOU ON A TABLE.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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