Greeting card with humorous text that says "remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..." on a light green background

STRANGLE PEOPLE WITH OUR PHONES GREETING CARD

$5.00
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For anyone who misses the good old days of landlines, zero patience, and perfectly legal cord‑based stress relief. A retro throwback for friends who appreciate a little vintage threat.

Card Text: REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD STRANGLE PEOPLE WITH YOUR PHONE? THOSE WERE THE DAYS...

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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