greeting Card with 'I'd be screwed without you' text on a salmon colored background

I'D BE SCREWED WITHOUT YOU GREETING CARD

$5.00
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For the ride‑or‑die who keeps your life from collapsing like a cheap IKEA shelf. This card is your official acknowledgment that without them, you’d be one loose screw away from disaster. Perfect for saying thank you, apologies, or whatever you are grateful for.

Card Text: I'D BE SCREWED WITHOUT YOU.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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  • First Class Mail - delivered in 5-7 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
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