Greeting card with a bear and gift illustration and humorous text that says, "since you can't read this, i'll just congratulate your parents on having such a cute baby." on a light green background

1ST BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD

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A first‑birthday card that cuts to the chase: the baby can’t read, but the parents deserve a standing ovation for producing something this cute.

Card Text: SINCE YOU CAN'T READ THIS, I'LL JUST CONGRATULATE YOUR PARENTS ON HAVING SUCH A CUTE BABY.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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