Greeting card with a blue background and text that says "If it makes you feel better, I know people older than you that are still alive.", featuring a cupcake illustration.

I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU GREETING CARD

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A birthday card for when “you’re not old” feels like a lie, but “hey, at least you’re not the oldest” feels like support. Perfect for friends who appreciate honesty, dark humor, and the gift of perspective… however questionable that perspective may be.

Card Text: IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU THAT ARE STILL ALIVE.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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