Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background

AT MY FUNERAL ALL OCCASION CARD

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For the friend whose funeral plans include audience participation. This card says “I love you” in the same breath as “and may the odds be ever in your favor.”

Card Text: AT MY FUNERAL PLEASE TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY COFFIN AND THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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