GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I WILL TEXT YOU 50 TIMES IN A ROW AND FEEL NO SHAME. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. YOU LITERALLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS." on a coral background

TEXT YOU AND FEEL NO SHAME GREETING CARD

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For the friend who willingly signed a lifetime contract of nonstop notifications. Perfect for ride‑or‑die besties who understand that boundaries are merely suggestions.

Card Text: I WILL TEXT YOU 50 TIMES IN A ROW AND FEEL NO SHAME. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. YOU LITERALLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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