Greeting card with humorous text on a white background

SHITTING YOUR PANTS FRIENDSHIP CARD

$5.00
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This funny card is great for that bestie in your life. But if they are already gumming their food, it may be too late to save them...

Card Text: we're going to be best friends forever until we're old and gray. but the day you start shitting your pants it's all over.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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  • First Class Mail - delivered in 5-7 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
  • USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
  • USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)

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