Pink greeting card with red text that says, "i google your symptoms... turns out you're a bitch. get well soon." on a white background

GOOGLED YOUR SYMPTOMS GREETING CARD

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This brutally honest get‑well card delivers bedside manners with a side of sass. Perfect for lifting spirits, roasting egos, and reminding them laughter is the best medicine… after antibiotics.

Card Text: I GOOGLED YOUR SYMPTOMS... TURNS OUT YOU'RE A BITCH. GET WELL SOON.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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