humorous greeting card with white text that says "roses are red. violets are blue. you had me at "i hate that bitch too." on a red background

I HATE THAT BITCH TOO GREETING CARD

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For that person who didn’t just earn your loyalty—they earned your love and affection through shared vendettas. This card celebrates the sacred moment you both agreed that yes, that one person is absolutely the worst. Perfect for besties, chaos duos, and anyone bonded by mutual disdain for that bitch.

Card Text: ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE. YOU HAD ME AT, "I HATE THAT BITCH TOO."

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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