FUNNY DEFINITION OF RETIRED RETIREMENT CARD with humorous text defining retired as rule maker and freedom from alarms and problems

FUNNY DEFINITION OF RETIRED RETIREMENT CARD

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Send them off in style with this funny retirement card.

Card Text: retired (adjective) - someone who is the maker of their own rules, has no alarm, travels requently, and no longer has to deal with your problems.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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