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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

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Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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Mom Tried Her Hardest Greeting Card
$5.00
Blue greeting card with white text on a blue background which reads "YOU'RE THE BEST BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF I FORGET SOMETHING UPSTAIRS AND I'M TOO BUSY LYING ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV, YOU'LL GO GET IT FOR ME - AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU".
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You're the Best Greeting Card
$5.00

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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Mom) Greeting Card
$5.00

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Lick the Beaters Greeting Card
$5.00
Picture of an orange sticky note pad that reads, "BECAUSE MY MEMORY IS SHIT"
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Because My Memory is Shit Sticky Note Pad
$5.00

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black greeting card with text that reads, "LOOK AT YOU ALL SMART AND SHIT. CONGRATS, GRAD"
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All Smart and Shit Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00

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Orange and blue greeting card with text that reads, "DEAR DAD, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST."
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Dad Tried His Hardest Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background
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Went to School Together Greeting Card
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Mom, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
$5.00
green greeting card with text that reads, "DAD, SORRY FOR ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DID AS A KID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU ONLY KNOW ABOUT HALF OF IT."
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Dad) Greeting Card
$5.00

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Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background
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I'm Thinking of You Greeting Card
$5.00

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blue and red greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME. KEEP THAT SHIT UP."
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Dad, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
$5.00
Black birthday card with humorous text that reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERE'S A PIECE OF A DEAD TREE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE." on a white background
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Dead Tree Birthday Greeting Card
$5.00
gray notepad with black text 'THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT' on a white background
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This Shit is Important Sticky Note Pad
$5.00
Teal card with white text that reads, "I BELIEVE IN YOU. I ALSO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." on a white background
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I Believe in Ghosts Greeting Card
$5.00

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Purple notepad with humorous text that reads, "FROM THE DESK OF YOUR FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS" on a white background
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Favorite Pain in the Ass Sticky Note Pad
$5.00
Pink greeting card with purple text 'HEY BITCH.' on a white background
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Hey Bitch Greeting Card
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Pink bookmark with white text that reads, "BOOKS DON'T ANNOY ME LIKE PEOPLE DO" on a white background
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Books Don't Annoy Me Bookmark
$3.00
blue greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE FINANCIAL BURDEN. ALSO, CAN I BORROW $20 BUCKS?"
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Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card
$5.00
You're the Best Greeting Card with bold white text on bright pink background expressing playful love for Valentine's Day
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You're the Best Greeting Card
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I Like Books More Than People Bookmark
$3.00
gray greeting card with text that reads "NERD" along with a graduation cap and diploma
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Nerd Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00
Blue bookmark with white text "MY BOOKS THINK I'M COOL" on a white background
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My Books Think I'm Cool Bookmark
$3.00
Greeting Card with pink text that reads, "YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER. BUT IF YOU GET TIRED OF ME, YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE A NAP." on a black background
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You're Stuck with Me Forever Greeting Card
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blue greeting card with humorous text that reads, "CONGRATS, GRAD. TIME TO GO OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, WHERE THE ONLY TIME YOU'LL USE ALGEBRA IS TO CALCULATE HOW BROKE YOUR ASS IS."
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Broke Ass Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00
Blue bookmark with white text that reads, "LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH, I'M BUSY READING" on a white background
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Leave Me Alone, I'm Busy Reading Bookmark
$3.00
Greeting card with pink text on a light green background
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Fuck Checklist Greeting Card
$5.00
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Eating All My Dinner Greeting Card
$5.00

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orange greeting card with Leo zodiac information
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Leo Zodiac Greeting Card
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Orange bookmark with white text that reads, "ALL I NEED IS COFFEE AND A GOOD FUCKING BOOK" on a white background
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Coffee and a Good Fucking Book Bookmark
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Green bookmark with white text that reads, "DON'T FORGET TO READ MORE FUCKING BOOKS" on a white background
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Read More Fucking Books Bookmark
$3.00
Greeting card with Gemini zodiac sign and humorous description on a yellow background
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Gemini Zodiac Greeting Card
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funny vinyl sticker with rainbow text that says, "i'm so gay i can't even see straight"
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Can't Even See Straight Sticker
$4.00
Pink card with blue text that reads, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN DIVORCE IT. CONGRATS!" on a white background
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Can't Fix Stupid Divorce Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting card with Taurus zodiac sign and humorous description on a green background
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Taurus Zodiac Greeting Card
$5.00
Red card with Aries zodiac sign and description on a white background
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Aries Zodiac Greeting Card
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Card with Pisces zodiac sign and description on a purple background
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Pisces Zodiac Greeting Card
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Card with Aquarius zodiac sign details on a white background
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Aquarius Zodiac Greeting Card
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blue greeting card with Cancer zodiac sign information
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Cancer Zodiac Greeting Card
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Cool Story Bro Sticker
$4.00
Set of six humorous and thought-provoking greeting cards on colorful backgrounds.
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All Occasion Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00
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Birthday Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00
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Friendship Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00