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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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Blue greeting card with white text on a blue background which reads "YOU'RE THE BEST BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF I FORGET SOMETHING UPSTAIRS AND I'M TOO BUSY LYING ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV, YOU'LL GO GET IT FOR ME - AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU".
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Picture of an orange sticky note pad that reads, "BECAUSE MY MEMORY IS SHIT"
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black greeting card with text that reads, "LOOK AT YOU ALL SMART AND SHIT. CONGRATS, GRAD"
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Orange and blue greeting card with text that reads, "DEAR DAD, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST."
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Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background
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green greeting card with text that reads, "DAD, SORRY FOR ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DID AS A KID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU ONLY KNOW ABOUT HALF OF IT."
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Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background
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blue and red greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME. KEEP THAT SHIT UP."
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Black birthday card with humorous text that reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERE'S A PIECE OF A DEAD TREE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE." on a white background
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gray notepad with black text 'THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT' on a white background
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Teal card with white text that reads, "I BELIEVE IN YOU. I ALSO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." on a white background
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Purple notepad with humorous text that reads, "FROM THE DESK OF YOUR FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS" on a white background
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Pink greeting card with purple text 'HEY BITCH.' on a white background
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Pink bookmark with white text that reads, "BOOKS DON'T ANNOY ME LIKE PEOPLE DO"  on a white background
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blue greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE FINANCIAL BURDEN. ALSO, CAN I BORROW $20 BUCKS?"
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You're the Best Greeting Card with bold white text on bright pink background expressing playful love for Valentine's Day
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gray greeting card with text that reads "NERD" along with a graduation cap and diploma
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Blue bookmark with white text "MY BOOKS THINK I'M COOL" on a white background
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Greeting Card with pink text that reads, "YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER. BUT IF YOU GET TIRED OF ME, YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE A NAP." on a black background
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blue greeting card with humorous text that reads, "CONGRATS, GRAD. TIME TO GO OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, WHERE THE ONLY TIME YOU'LL USE ALGEBRA IS TO CALCULATE HOW BROKE YOUR ASS IS."
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Blue bookmark with white text that reads, "LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH, I'M BUSY READING" on a white background
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Greeting card with pink text on a light green background
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orange greeting card with Leo zodiac information
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Orange bookmark with white text that reads, "ALL I NEED IS COFFEE AND A GOOD FUCKING BOOK" on a white background
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Green bookmark with white text that reads, "DON'T FORGET TO READ MORE FUCKING BOOKS" on a white background
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Greeting card with Gemini zodiac sign and humorous description on a yellow background
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funny vinyl sticker with rainbow text that says, "i'm so gay i can't even see straight"
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Pink card with blue text that reads, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN DIVORCE IT. CONGRATS!" on a white background
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Greeting card with Taurus zodiac sign and humorous description on a green background
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Red card with Aries zodiac sign and description on a white background
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Card with Pisces zodiac sign and description on a purple background
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Card with Aquarius zodiac sign details on a white background
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blue greeting card with Cancer zodiac sign information
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Set of six humorous and thought-provoking greeting cards on colorful backgrounds.
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