greeting Card with five yellow stars and text 'Adulting. Would not recommend.' on a gray background

ADULTING 1 STAR GREETING CARD

$5.00
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This card delivers a brutally honest 1‑star review of adulthood—because bills, chores, and existential dread were not in the brochure. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any moment when someone deserves a laugh about the scam we all accidentally signed up for.

Card Text: 1 STAR - ADULTING. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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