Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background

HURT YOUR NECK GREETING CARD

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A brutally honest birthday card for anyone who’s discovered that aging comes with surprise injuries—like tweaking your neck by simply existing. Perfect for the friend who appreciates humor, realism, and the reminder that their body is now a full‑time liability. Enjoy the big day… gently.

Card Text: ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
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