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funny birthday card | they don't tell you that you can hurt your neck as you get older by looking too fast. | blank greeting card | INK060
$5.00
CARD FEATURES:
✒️ message: one of the fun things they don't tell you about getting older is that you can hurt your neck by turning to look at something, which is wild because that is literally the neck's main job. Happy Birthday!
✒️ blank inside, ready for you to write your own personal sentiment.
✒️ SIZE: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) printed on high quality white matte textured cardstock. includes A2 sized self-sealing brown kraft paper envelope.
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PROCESSING/SHIPPING:
✒️ card is shipped with a clear sleeve inside a larger kraft paper envelope to discourage bending during shipment.
✒️ orders are processed and mailed within 2 business days via USPS first class mail. orders of 5 cards or less do not have tracking. orders of 6 or more cards receive free USPS ground advantage shipping which includes tracking. upgraded priority mail shipping is available at checkout.