Greeting card with text 'Sorry for your loss. (It's us. We're your loss.)' on a gray background

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS(US) GREETING CARD

$5.00
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This card is great for that person who’s grieving the greatest loss of all: you. It delivers premium delusion, top‑shelf ego, and just enough emotional chaos to make them laugh instead of blocking your number.

Card Text: SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. (IT'S US. WE'RE YOUR LOSS.)

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • White paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve
Shipping Info

At checkout you will be able to select what type of shipping you prefer.

  • First Class Mail - delivered in 5-7 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
  • USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
  • USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)

*NOTE - all shipping estimates are from when your order leaves our facility and are estimates provided by USPS. Actual transit time may vary.

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