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BANG YOU SO HARD VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

BANG YOU SO HARD VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

$5.00

This Valentine’s Day card is for the partner who makes your heart race—and your deductible tremble. Comes with zero coverage but full impact.

Card Text: i'm going to bang you so hard that we'll have to exchange insurance information. Happy Valentine's Day!

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

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