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Card with humorous text about the first person to discover milk on a white background.

MILKING THE COWS ALL OCCASION CARD

$5.00

This random card is great for a friend who ponders life’s weirdest mysteries—like the brave soul who looked at a cow and thought, ‘Yep, I’m drinking that.’

Card Text: have you ever thought about the first person to discover milk? what were they even doing?

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

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