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Card with humorous text about being listed as an emergency contact for leg shaving.
  • Card with humorous text about being listed as an emergency contact for leg shaving.
  • Card with humorous text about being listed as an emergency contact for leg shaving.
YOU'RE MY EMERGENCY CONTACT FRIENDSHIP CARD

YOU'RE MY EMERGENCY CONTACT FRIENDSHIP CARD

$5.00

This card is the ultimate friendship contract—equal parts heartfelt and horrifying. Perfect for reminding your ride-or-die that they’re not just your emergency contact, they’re your emergency groomer.

Card Text: just so you're aware, i've listed you as my emergency contact. as in, you're responsible for shaving my legs if i'm in a coma.

  • A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft paper envelope included
  • Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

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