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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE, BUT I APPRECIATE IT." on a light blue background
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Thanks For Being My Friend Greeting Card
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40 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card
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19 reviews
Orange greeting card with white text that says, "REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE EXCITED TO BE SENIORS? NOW LOOK AT US. JUST FUCKING LOOK." on a white background
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Excited to Be Seniors Greeting Card
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26 reviews
Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background
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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card
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15 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FRIENDSHIP IS WEIRD... YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEP, I LIKE THIS ONE." AND YOU DO STUFF WITH THEM. I'M GLAD I PICKED YOU." about friendship on a blue background
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Friendship is Weird Greeting Card
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19 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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Foot Cramps Greeting Card
$5.00

18 reviews
Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
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11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background
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At My Funeral Greeting Card
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17 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "one of my favorite things about our friendship is that i can ask you a stupid question like, "how do you spell orange?" and you ask "the color or the fruit" which shows that you're taking the question seriously, and i appreciate that about you." on an orange background
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How Do You Spell Orange? Greeting Card
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16 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Another Year Older Greeting Card
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21 reviews
Greeting card with yellow background and blue text THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY, "OMG, THERE'S TWO OF THEM."" on a white background
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OMG There's Two of Them Greeting Card
$5.00

20 reviews
Birthday Hardships Greeting Card with bold red text on light blue cardstock and white envelope delivering witty aging humor.
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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card
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7 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Murder Hornets Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text THAT SAYS, "THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS SCREAM TO START THEIR DAY." on a white background
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Roosters Screaming Greeting Card
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12 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background
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I Enjoy Complaining to You Greeting Card
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14 reviews
Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card with witty white text on teal cardstock and white envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card
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8 reviews
Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background
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Milking the Cows Greeting Card
$5.00

9 reviews
Let's Play Board Games Greeting Card with witty white text on teal about favorite game involving meat, cheese, fruit, and crackers
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Let's Play Board Games Greeting Card
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10 reviews
Fucking Genius Greeting Card with bold white text on bright red background delivering a witty birthday message about age and wisdom
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Fucking Genius Greeting Card
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11 reviews
Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card with witty white text on navy cardstock and matching envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card
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13 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says "remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..." on a light green background
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Strangle People With Our Phones Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background
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Hurt Your Neck Greeting Card
$5.00

15 reviews
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Friendships Built on a Solid Foundation Greeting Card with bold pink text humorously defining friendship on pastel background
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Friendships Built on a Solid Foundation Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background
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Snap, Crackle, Pop Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and humorous text THAT SAYS "A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, WTF? IS THAT A TALKING BIRD?" on a beige backgrounD
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Little Birdie Greeting Card
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6 reviews
Greeting card with a birthday cake illustration and humorous text that says, "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST, AND MAY NO ONE USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT." on a gray background
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May Your Birthday Cake Be Moist Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card with humorous gray text on pale yellow about emergency leg shaving duty.
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You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Put Up With Me Greeting Card with playful pink text on light peach background delivering a cheeky anniversary message
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Put Up With Me Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Greeting Card with purple background and white text that says, "EVERY YEAR YOU GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. BITCH." on a white background
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More and More Beautiful Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text that says "fantastic sister. would recommend." on a gray background
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5 Star Sister Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Green GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS "HOW MANY BOXES OF THIN MINTS DOES ONE NEED TO EAT TO SEE RESULTS? (ASKING FOR A FRIEND) on a white background
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Thin Mints Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PETS. IT'S A CHICKEN. IT'S CRISPY. IT ALSO CAME WITH A BISCUIT." on a beige background
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Emotional Support Chicken Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
True Friends Greeting Card with bold blue text on light blue background sharing a witty message about friendship judgments
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True Friends Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING HUSBAND. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 Star Husband Greeting Card
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12 reviews
It Could Have Been Worse Greeting Card with bold purple text on cream background delivering a sarcastic humorous message
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It Could Have Been Worse Greeting Card
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4 reviews
Balloons Are a Weird Gift Greeting Card with witty text on orange cardstock and a white envelope for a funny birthday message
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Balloons Are a Weird Gift Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue background
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So. Many. Candles. Greeting Card
$5.00

9 reviews
Do Better Greeting Card with bold light blue text on dark blue background delivering a cheeky get well message
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Do Better Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I KNOW THINGS ARE HARD RIGHT NOW, BUT TRY TO TAKE IT ONE "WHAT THE FUCK." AT A TIME." on a light green background
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I Know Things Are Hard Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
Have a Great Day Greeting Card with bold orange text on muted blue background delivering a sarcastic humorous message
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Have a Great Day Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
It's Hard to Find Such An Amazing Friend Greeting Card with bold white text on coral sharing a witty friendship message
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It's Hard to Find Such An Amazing Friend Greeting Card
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8 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing Friend. Highly Recommended.' on a gray background
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5 Star Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Greeting Card with 10 facts about you on a white background
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10 Facts About You Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Blue GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS, "WHY DOES A CAN OF BISCUITS HAVE TO OPEN LIKE THAT? ISN'T LIFE SCARY ENOUGH?" on a white background
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Life is Scary Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
greeting Card with humorous text that says, "we're going to be best friends forever until we're old and gray. but the day you start shitting your pants it's all over." on a purple background
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Shitting Your Pants Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Green card with white text THAT SAYS, "IF I BECAME A JEDI, THERE IS A 99% CHANCE I WOULD USE THE FORCE INAPPROPRIATELY." on a white background
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If I Became a Jedi Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Greeting card with pink text that reads "THE HARDEST PART ABOUT BEING YOUR FRIEND IS THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE MY OTHER FRIENDS AS MUCH AS I LIKE YOU, WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING RIDICULOUS" on a yellow backgound.
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Hardest Part of Being Your Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Red greeting card with white text that says, "if you had to choose between eating tacos or being thin the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft tacos?" on a white background
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Tacos or Being Thin Greeting Card
$5.00

9 reviews
funny red encouragement greeting card with humorous text that says, "just remember, we're all brave in our own way. for example, i am not afraid to eat raw cookie dough."
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Cookie Dough Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews