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humorous greeting card with white text that says "roses are red. violets are blue. you had me at "i hate that bitch too." on a red background
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I HATE THAT BITCH TOO GREETING CARD
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AGING GRACEFULLY BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text about aging, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope and clear sleeve.
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AGING GRACEFULLY BIRTHDAY CARD
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Christmas card with 'HO3' and 'merry christmas' text on a white background
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SANTA HO HO HO (HO-3) CHRISTMAS CARD
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Purple greeting card with humorous text that says, "I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD SKIP WORK AND DRINK MARGARITAS AND EAT CHIPS AND SALSA ALL DAY, BUT I'M NOT, NOT SAYING THAT EITHER." on a white background
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SKIP WORK AND DRINK MARGARITAS GREETING CARD
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Purple greeting card with yellow text that says "you remind me of my pinky toe... sooner or later i'm going to bang you on a table." on a white background
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BANG YOU ON A TABLE GREETING CARD
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SURPRISE ONION RING LOVE CARD with playful typewriter text about happiness and surprise onion rings, kraft envelope included
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SURPRISE ONION RING LOVE CARD
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LIKE, LOVE, KEEP YOU CARD
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DEAD TREE BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text about a piece of a dead tree to show how much the sender cares, kraft envelope included
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DEAD TREE BIRTHDAY CARD
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Greeting card with Christmas-themed names and month abbreviations on a white background.
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YOUR HOLIDAY ELF NAME CHRISTMAS CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN OCTOBER BIRTHDAY CARD
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Greeting card with pink text that says, "the hardest part about being your friend is that i have to pretend to like my other friends as much as i like you, which is pretty fucking rediculous." on a yellow background
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HARDEST PART OF BEING YOUR FRIEND GREETING CARD
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RICK ROLL YOUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous QR code and typewriter-style happy birthday text on white cardstock
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RICK ROLL YOUR FRIENDS BIRTHDAY CARD
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I DON'T LIKE MANY THINGS ALL OCCASION CARD
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YOU'RE THE BEST LOVE CARD
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red card with white text that says "fuckity fuck fuck fuck" on a white background
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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK GREETING CARD
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I MISS YOUR FACE ALL OCCASION CARD
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Blue card with white text that reads "i saw this shitty card and thought fuck it. this'll do. on a white background
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FUCK IT THIS'LL DO GREETING CARD
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greeting Card with humorous text that says, "we're going to be best friends forever until we're old and gray. but the day you start shitting your pants it's all over." on a purple background
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SHITTING YOUR PANTS GREETING CARD
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Funny holiday greeting card with checkboxes for each of the ways of spelling Hanukkah
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HAPPY HANUKKAH CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN JULY BIRTHDAY CARD
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GIVE YOUR GRIEF TO SOMEONE WE HATE SYMPATHY CARD with black typewriter font and hugging stick figures on white cardstock
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GIVE YOUR GRIEF TO SOMEONE WE HATE SYMPATHY CARD
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YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS ENCOURAGEMENT CARD
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Pink card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "NEVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU LIKE REGULAR GLUE. YOU'RE FUCKING GLITTER GLUE, BABY." on a white background
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GLITTER GLUE GREETING CARD
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Greeting card with a bear and gift illustration and humorous text that says, "since you can't read this, i'll just congratulate your parents on having such a cute baby." on a light green background
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1ST BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD
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I'LL KEEP THIS BRIEF BIRTHDAY CARD with witty black text on white cardstock, kraft envelope and clear sleeve included
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I'LL KEEP THIS BRIEF BIRTHDAY CARD
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IS FUCKTASTROPHY A WORD? SYMPATHY CARD
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TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION THANK YOU CARD
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LIFE PRO TIP ALL OCCASION CARD
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HOW STUPID CAN ONE PERSON BE? ALL OCCASION CARD
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Orange greeting card with white text that says "too old for tiktok. too young for the retirement home." on a white background
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TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK GREETING CARD
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YOU WERE FUCKING ANNOYING LOVE CARD with humorous text about love and annoyance, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope
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YOU WERE FUCKING ANNOYING LOVE CARD
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HAPPINESS IS KNOWING YOU ALL OCCASION CARD
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YOUNGER SISTER OLDER SISTER BIRTHDAY CARD with funny text about younger sister mistaken for older, blank inside with kraft envelope
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YOUNGER SISTER OLDER SISTER BIRTHDAY CARD
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Card with Peeps illustrations and humorous text that says, "how to eat peeps: throw them in the trash"on a purple background
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PEEPS EASTER GREETING CARD
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Greeting card with a snowman illustration and text 'i think i misunderstood the assignment.'
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NAUGHTY SNOWMAN CARD
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Funny all occasion card with text about putting missing person photo on wine bottles instead of milk cartons
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IF I EVER GO MISSING ALL OCCASION CARD
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THIS TOO SHALL PASS SYMPATHY CARD
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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text that says, "excellent coworker. highly recommended." on a gray background
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5 STAR COWORKER GREETING CARD
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STILL GETTING CARDED BIRTHDAY CARD
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SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN FOR YOU LOVE CARD
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BIRTHDAY CARD with humorous text, pink cake illustration, printed on thick cardstock with kraft envelope
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID BIRTHDAY CARD
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LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY ENCOURAGEMENT CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN DECEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD
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GIVING PEOPLE THE BIRD THANKSGIVING CARD with humorous typed text about giving the bird printed on thick cardstock
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GIVING PEOPLE THE BIRD THANKSGIVING CARD
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YOU WILL MISS ME CARD
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BAD ASS BITCHES BORN IN JUNE BIRTHDAY CARD
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LET'S MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT LOVE CARD
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YEAH I'M INTO FITNESS THANKSGIVING CARD with humorous text and pumpkin pie illustration on thick cardstock with kraft envelope
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YEAH I'M INTO FITNESS THANKSGIVING CARD
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Purple greeting card with white text that says "life can be a dick. sometimes it gets hard for no reason." on a white background
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LIFE CAN BE A DICK GREETING CARD
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LIVE LAUGH LOVE ALL OCCASION CARD with sarcastic text about not really living, laughing, or loving right now, blank inside
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LIVE LAUGH LOVE ALL OCCASION CARD
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