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Congratulations

Congratulations

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black greeting card with text that reads, "LOOK AT YOU ALL SMART AND SHIT. CONGRATS, GRAD"
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All Smart and Shit Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
gray greeting card with text that reads "NERD" along with a graduation cap and diploma
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Nerd Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00
blue greeting card with humorous text that reads, "CONGRATS, GRAD. TIME TO GO OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, WHERE THE ONLY TIME YOU'LL USE ALGEBRA IS TO CALCULATE HOW BROKE YOUR ASS IS."
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Broke Ass Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00
Pink card with blue text that reads, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN DIVORCE IT. CONGRATS!" on a white background
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Can't Fix Stupid Divorce Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting card with chocolate bunnies and speech bubbles on a light blue background

Easter

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Greeting card with chocolate bunnies and speech bubbles on a light blue background
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Chocolate Bunnies Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
greeting Card with Easter eggs and humorous text that says, "easter egg hunts are proof your kids can find shit if they really want to." on a green background
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Easter Egg Hunts Greeting Card
$5.00
Card with Peeps illustrations and humorous text that says, "how to eat peeps: throw them in the trash"on a purple background
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Peeps Easter Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Encouragement

Encouragement

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It Could Have Been Worse Greeting Card with bold purple text on cream background delivering a sarcastic humorous message
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It Could Have Been Worse Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
funny red encouragement greeting card with humorous text that says, "just remember, we're all brave in our own way. for example, i am not afraid to eat raw cookie dough."
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Cookie Dough Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Potatoes Can Make Things Better Greeting Card with bold white text on rust-colored cardstock and white envelope for humorous support message
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Potatoes Can Make Things Better Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Pink card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "NEVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU LIKE REGULAR GLUE. YOU'RE FUCKING GLITTER GLUE, BABY." on a white background
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Glitter Glue Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Cauliflower Rice Greeting Card with blue text on yellow cardstock and white envelope featuring an uplifting, witty message.
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Cauliflower Rice Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
This Too Shall Pass Greeting Card with witty white text on navy cardstock and white envelope for humorous encouragement
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This Too Shall Pass Greeting Card
$5.00
Achieve Your Dreams Greeting Card with bold white text on dark green background delivering a humorous motivational message
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Achieve Your Dreams Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Let Your Freak Flag Fly Greeting Card with bold black text on bright blue cardstock and a white envelope for quirky encouragement
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Let Your Freak Flag Fly Greeting Card
$5.00
Motivational card with text 'Don't ever be ashamed of who you are. That's your kid's job.' on a purple background.
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Don't Be Ashamed of Who You Are Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Trial And Error Greeting Card with bold teal text on light blue background humorously embracing mistakes in life.
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Trial And Error Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
I Believe In Bigfoot Greeting Card with white text on teal background sharing a humorous message of cautious belief and support
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I Believe In Bigfoot Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Teal card with white text that reads, "I BELIEVE IN YOU. I ALSO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." on a white background
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I Believe in Ghosts Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Unfuck The Fuckup Greeting Card with bold white text on green cardstock and a white envelope for witty encouragement
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Unfuck The Fuckup Greeting Card
$5.00
Work Medium Play Mediumer Greeting Card with white text on muted blue background and a humorous message about effort and balance.
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Work Medium Play Mediumer Greeting Card
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I Believe in UFOs Greeting Card with white text on blue delivering a witty message blending belief in you and UFOs
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I Believe in UFOs Greeting Card
$5.00
Friendship

Friendship

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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE, BUT I APPRECIATE IT." on a light blue background
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Thanks For Being My Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

40 reviews
Orange greeting card with white text that says, "REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE EXCITED TO BE SENIORS? NOW LOOK AT US. JUST FUCKING LOOK." on a white background
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Excited to Be Seniors Greeting Card
$5.00

26 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FRIENDSHIP IS WEIRD... YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEP, I LIKE THIS ONE." AND YOU DO STUFF WITH THEM. I'M GLAD I PICKED YOU." about friendship on a blue background
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Friendship is Weird Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background
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At My Funeral Greeting Card
$5.00

17 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "one of my favorite things about our friendship is that i can ask you a stupid question like, "how do you spell orange?" and you ask "the color or the fruit" which shows that you're taking the question seriously, and i appreciate that about you." on an orange background
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How Do You Spell Orange? Greeting Card
$5.00

16 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background
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I Enjoy Complaining to You Greeting Card
$5.00

14 reviews
Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background
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Milking the Cows Greeting Card
$5.00

9 reviews
Let's Play Board Games Greeting Card with witty white text on teal about favorite game involving meat, cheese, fruit, and crackers
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Let's Play Board Games Greeting Card
$5.00

10 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says "remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..." on a light green background
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Strangle People With Our Phones Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Friendships Built on a Solid Foundation Greeting Card with bold pink text humorously defining friendship on pastel background
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Friendships Built on a Solid Foundation Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card with humorous gray text on pale yellow about emergency leg shaving duty.
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You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
True Friends Greeting Card with bold blue text on light blue background sharing a witty message about friendship judgments
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True Friends Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
It's Hard to Find Such An Amazing Friend Greeting Card with bold white text on coral sharing a witty friendship message
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It's Hard to Find Such An Amazing Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing Friend. Highly Recommended.' on a gray background
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5 Star Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Greeting Card with 10 facts about you on a white background
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10 Facts About You Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Get Well / Sympathy

Get Well / Sympathy

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Do Better Greeting Card with bold light blue text on dark blue background delivering a cheeky get well message
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Do Better Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I KNOW THINGS ARE HARD RIGHT NOW, BUT TRY TO TAKE IT ONE "WHAT THE FUCK." AT A TIME." on a light green background
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I Know Things Are Hard Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
Have a Great Day Greeting Card with bold orange text on muted blue background delivering a sarcastic humorous message
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Have a Great Day Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Give Your Grief To Someone We Hate Greeting Card with bold gray text on bright orange background, dark border detail, humor style
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Give Your Grief To Someone We Hate Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Greeting card with stick figure and text 'Just Checking In On You' on a white background
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Just Checking In on You Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
FUNNY GREETING CARD WITH ORANGE TEXT THAT SAYS "I WONDER IF THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD THAT CHAIN LETTER TO 10 PEOPLE."
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90's Chain Letter Greeting Card
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1 review
Is Fucktastrophy a Word? Greeting Card with bold orange text on peach delivering a funny and relatable message for tricky situations
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Is Fucktastrophy a Word? Greeting Card
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Sorry For The Loss of Your Pet Greeting Card with watercolor rainbow and black paw print on soft blue background
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Sorry For The Loss of Your Pet Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Purple greeting card with white text that says "life can be a dick. sometimes it gets hard for no reason." on a white background
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Life Can Be a Dick Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
What The Fuck Greeting Card with bold white text on olive green background delivering a humorous, emphatic message
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What The Fuck Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
red card with white text that says "fuckity fuck fuck fuck" on a white background
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Greeting Card
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1 review
Things Are Going Well Greeting Card with blue text on orange cardstock and white envelope featuring witty life humor message
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Things Are Going Well Greeting Card
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1 review
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Googled Your Symptoms Greeting Card
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I Care A Lot Greeting Card with bold pink text on a soft purple background showing a playful caring message.
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I Care A Lot Greeting Card
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1 review
Greeting card with text 'Sorry for your loss. (It's me. I'm your loss.)' on a gray background
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Sorry For Your Loss(Me) Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
picture of a pink gift bag

Gift Bags

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Pink gift bag with white text 'Happy Birthday, Bitch' on a white background
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Happy Birthday, Bitch Gift Bag
$7.00
Blue gift bag with orange handles and humorous text on a white background
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Fuck it. This'll Do Gift Bag
$7.00
Black gift bag with 'BEST. GIFT. EVER.' text on a white background
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Best. Gift. Ever. Gift Bag
$7.00
Purple gift bag with white text 'YOU'RE WELCOME, BITCH' on a white background
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You're Welcome, Bitch Gift Bag
$7.00
Navy blue gift bag with white text 'Happy Fucking Birthday' on a white background
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Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag
$7.00
Six black gift tags with humorous white text on a white background

Gift Tags

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Six black gift tags with humorous white text on a white background
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All Occasion Gift Tag Set
$7.00

1 review
Set of humorous Christmas gift tags with red and green text on a white background
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Christmas/Holiday Gift Tag Set
$7.00
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Birthday Gift Tag Set
$7.00
Six red and pink gift tags with romantic text on a white background
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Love/Valentine Gift Tag Set
$7.00
Greeting Card Bundles

Greeting Card Bundles

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Set of six humorous and thought-provoking greeting cards on colorful backgrounds.
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All Occasion Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00
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Birthday Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00
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Friendship Best Sellers Greeting Card Bundle
$3.83 / item
$23.00