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All Occasion / Misc

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Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background
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At My Funeral Greeting Card
$5.00

17 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Murder Hornets Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text THAT SAYS, "THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS SCREAM TO START THEIR DAY." on a white background
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Roosters Screaming Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background
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Milking the Cows Greeting Card
$5.00

9 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says "remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..." on a light green background
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Strangle People With Our Phones Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card with humorous gray text on pale yellow about emergency leg shaving duty.
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You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text that says "fantastic sister. would recommend." on a gray background
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5 Star Sister Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Green GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS "HOW MANY BOXES OF THIN MINTS DOES ONE NEED TO EAT TO SEE RESULTS? (ASKING FOR A FRIEND) on a white background
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Thin Mints Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PETS. IT'S A CHICKEN. IT'S CRISPY. IT ALSO CAME WITH A BISCUIT." on a beige background
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Emotional Support Chicken Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING HUSBAND. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 Star Husband Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Greeting Card with 10 facts about you on a white background
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10 Facts About You Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Blue GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS, "WHY DOES A CAN OF BISCUITS HAVE TO OPEN LIKE THAT? ISN'T LIFE SCARY ENOUGH?" on a white background
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Life is Scary Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Green card with white text THAT SAYS, "IF I BECAME A JEDI, THERE IS A 99% CHANCE I WOULD USE THE FORCE INAPPROPRIATELY." on a white background
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If I Became a Jedi Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
framed art print

Art Prints

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Framed art print with 'Wash Your Damn Hands' text on a blue background
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Wash Your Damn Hands Art Print
$10.00

1 review
Framed art print with 'I POOPED TODAY.' text on a black background
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I Poopted Today Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with text 'Take off your damn shoes' on a white background
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Take Off Your Damn Shoes Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with text that reads, "HOW YOU DOIN'?"
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How You Doin'? Art Print
$10.00

1 review
Framed art print with text that reads, "MORE COFFEE, LESS WORKY."
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More Coffee Less Worky Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with 'HEY THERE SEXY.' text on an orange background
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Hey There Sexy Art Print
$10.00
framed art print with text that reads, "FEED THE DAMN DOG."
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Feed the Damn Dog Art Print
$10.00
Framed blue art print that reads, "FEED THE DAMN CAT"
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Feed the Damn Cat Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with ' FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' text on a red background
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with 'HEY, BITCH.' text on a pink background
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Hey, Bitch Art Print
$10.00
Framed purple art print with white text 'BYE, BITCH.' on a white background
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Bye, Bitch Art Print
$10.00
Framed art print with text 'HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY.' on a blue background
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Have a Nice Fucking Day Art Print
$10.00
Baby

Baby

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Greeting card with a bear and gift illustration and humorous text that says, "since you can't read this, i'll just congratulate your parents on having such a cute baby." on a light green background
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1st Birthday Greeting Card
$5.00
Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card with bold white text on peach background delivering a humorous new parent message.
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Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card
$5.00
Snack Bitch Greeting Card with pastel baby blocks and playful yellow text celebrating new parenthood humorously
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Snack Bitch Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Best Selling Cards

Best Selling Cards

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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE, BUT I APPRECIATE IT." on a light blue background
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Thanks For Being My Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

40 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Orange greeting card with white text that says, "REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE EXCITED TO BE SENIORS? NOW LOOK AT US. JUST FUCKING LOOK." on a white background
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Excited to Be Seniors Greeting Card
$5.00

26 reviews
Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background
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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card
$5.00

15 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FRIENDSHIP IS WEIRD... YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEP, I LIKE THIS ONE." AND YOU DO STUFF WITH THEM. I'M GLAD I PICKED YOU." about friendship on a blue background
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Friendship is Weird Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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Foot Cramps Greeting Card
$5.00

18 reviews
Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background
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At My Funeral Greeting Card
$5.00

17 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "one of my favorite things about our friendship is that i can ask you a stupid question like, "how do you spell orange?" and you ask "the color or the fruit" which shows that you're taking the question seriously, and i appreciate that about you." on an orange background
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How Do You Spell Orange? Greeting Card
$5.00

16 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Another Year Older Greeting Card
$5.00

21 reviews
Greeting card with yellow background and blue text THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY, "OMG, THERE'S TWO OF THEM."" on a white background
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OMG There's Two of Them Greeting Card
$5.00

20 reviews
Birthday Hardships Greeting Card with bold red text on light blue cardstock and white envelope delivering witty aging humor.
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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Murder Hornets Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text THAT SAYS, "THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS SCREAM TO START THEIR DAY." on a white background
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Roosters Screaming Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background
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I Enjoy Complaining to You Greeting Card
$5.00

14 reviews
Birthday

Birthday

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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card
$5.00

19 reviews
Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background
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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card
$5.00

15 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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Foot Cramps Greeting Card
$5.00

18 reviews
Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Another Year Older Greeting Card
$5.00

21 reviews
Birthday Hardships Greeting Card with bold red text on light blue cardstock and white envelope delivering witty aging humor.
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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card with witty white text on teal cardstock and white envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card
$5.00

8 reviews
Fucking Genius Greeting Card with bold white text on bright red background delivering a witty birthday message about age and wisdom
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Fucking Genius Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card with witty white text on navy cardstock and matching envelope for humorous birthday wishes
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Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card
$5.00

13 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background
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Hurt Your Neck Greeting Card
$5.00

15 reviews
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background
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Snap, Crackle, Pop Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and humorous text THAT SAYS "A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, WTF? IS THAT A TALKING BIRD?" on a beige backgrounD
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Little Birdie Greeting Card
$5.00

6 reviews
Greeting card with a birthday cake illustration and humorous text that says, "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST, AND MAY NO ONE USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT." on a gray background
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May Your Birthday Cake Be Moist Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Greeting Card with purple background and white text that says, "EVERY YEAR YOU GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. BITCH." on a white background
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More and More Beautiful Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
collection of colorful, humorous bookmarks

Bookmarks

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Blue bookmark with white text that reads, "READING: BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE EXHAUSTING" on a white background
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People Are Exhausting Bookmark
$3.00

3 reviews
Purple bookmark with text 'THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOOKMARK' on a white background
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Emotional Support Bookmark
$3.00
Black bookmark with white text 'FLIPPING PAGES IS MY CARDIO' on a white background
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Flipping Pages is My Cardio Bookmark
$3.00
Purple bookmark with 'JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER...' text on a white background
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Just One More Chapter Bookmark
$3.00

1 review
Pink bookmark with text 'SMUT IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE' on a white background
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Smut is my Love Language Bookmark
$3.00
Pink bookmark with white text that reads, "BOOKS DON'T ANNOY ME LIKE PEOPLE DO" on a white background
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Books Don't Annoy Me Bookmark
$3.00
Red bookmark with white text that reads, "BECAUSE READING IS WHAT? FUNDAMENTAL -RUPAUL" on a white background
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Reading is Fundamental Bookmark
$3.00
Blue bookmark with white text "MY BOOKS THINK I'M COOL" on a white background
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My Books Think I'm Cool Bookmark
$3.00
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I Like Books More Than People Bookmark
$3.00
Blue bookmark with white text that reads, "LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH, I'M BUSY READING" on a white background
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Leave Me Alone, I'm Busy Reading Bookmark
$3.00
Orange bookmark with white text that reads, "ALL I NEED IS COFFEE AND A GOOD FUCKING BOOK" on a white background
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Coffee and a Good Fucking Book Bookmark
$3.00
Green bookmark with white text that reads, "DON'T FORGET TO READ MORE FUCKING BOOKS" on a white background
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Read More Fucking Books Bookmark
$3.00
picture of 4 holiday cards

Christmas, Thanksgiving & Holiday Season

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Shoutout To Elastic Greeting Card with bold brown text on bright yellow background for a Thanksgiving message
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Shoutout To Elastic Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Greedy Bastard Greeting Card with bold white text and red check marks on gray background joking about receiving two cards
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Greedy Bastard Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Rudolph In A Blizzard Greeting Card with bold red text and a simple red circle representing Rudolph’s nose on white background
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Rudolph In A Blizzard Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
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Drink Your Wine In Peace Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Hallmark Christmas Movies Greeting Card with white text on red background and white envelope featuring a witty holiday message
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Hallmark Christmas Movies Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer Greeting Card with Santa and reindeer illustration and humorous red text on pale green background
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Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Jingle All The Way Greeting Card with festive bells and holly delivering a humorous holiday message in green text on pale background
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Jingle All The Way Greeting Card
$5.00

5 reviews
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card with bold white text on dark green background delivering a cheeky holiday message
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All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Giving People The Bird Greeting Card with sarcastic yellow text on peach cardstock and a white envelope for humorous Thanksgiving vibes
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Giving People The Bird Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Frosty's Baby Picture Greeting Card featuring a cute smiling blue snowflake on white cardstock with matching envelope
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Frosty's Baby Picture Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
Ho Ho Holy Shit Greeting Card with festive red and green text humorously reflecting on the ups and downs of the year
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Ho Ho Holy Shit Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Holiday Elf Name Greeting Card with festive red and green text revealing elf names based on letters and birth months.
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Holiday Elf Name Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Bitten Gingerbread Men Greeting Card with three gingerbread characters and playful speech bubbles on a soft pink background
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Bitten Gingerbread Men Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
HO Cubed Greeting Card with bold red and green text on cream background sending a festive Merry Christmas message
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HO Cubed Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Naughty Snowman Greeting Card with a funny illustration of a snowman and humorous white text on a bright blue background
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Naughty Snowman Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Clearance

Clearance

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Light blue sticky note pad with text 'SHIT TO REMEMBER' on a white background
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Shit to Remember Sticky Note Pad
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1 review
Mint green sticky note pad with 'SHIT I NEED TO DO' text on a white background
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Shit I Need to Do Sticky Note Pad
$3.00 $5.00 On Sale

2 reviews