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Greeting Cards

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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE, BUT I APPRECIATE IT." on a light blue background
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Thanks For Being My Friend Greeting Card
$5.00

40 reviews
Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background
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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card
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19 reviews
Orange greeting card with white text that says, "REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE EXCITED TO BE SENIORS? NOW LOOK AT US. JUST FUCKING LOOK." on a white background
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Excited to Be Seniors Greeting Card
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26 reviews
Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background
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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card
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15 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FRIENDSHIP IS WEIRD... YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEP, I LIKE THIS ONE." AND YOU DO STUFF WITH THEM. I'M GLAD I PICKED YOU." about friendship on a blue background
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Friendship is Weird Greeting Card
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19 reviews
orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."
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Foot Cramps Greeting Card
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18 reviews
Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background
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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background
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At My Funeral Greeting Card
$5.00

17 reviews
Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "one of my favorite things about our friendship is that i can ask you a stupid question like, "how do you spell orange?" and you ask "the color or the fruit" which shows that you're taking the question seriously, and i appreciate that about you." on an orange background
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How Do You Spell Orange? Greeting Card
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16 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Another Year Older Greeting Card
$5.00

21 reviews
Greeting card with yellow background and blue text THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY, "OMG, THERE'S TWO OF THEM."" on a white background
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OMG There's Two of Them Greeting Card
$5.00

20 reviews
Birthday Hardships Greeting Card with bold red text on light blue cardstock and white envelope delivering witty aging humor.
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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background
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Murder Hornets Greeting Card
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19 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text THAT SAYS, "THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS SCREAM TO START THEIR DAY." on a white background
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Roosters Screaming Greeting Card
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12 reviews
Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background
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I Enjoy Complaining to You Greeting Card
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14 reviews
a grouping of Valentine's cards with humorous and snarky phrases

Love / Anniversary

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Put Up With Me Greeting Card with playful pink text on light peach background delivering a cheeky anniversary message
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Put Up With Me Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING HUSBAND. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 Star Husband Greeting Card
$5.00

12 reviews
Enjoyed Annoying You Greeting Card with bold red text on coral pink background sharing a funny anniversary message.
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Enjoyed Annoying You Greeting Card
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4 reviews
Fight a Bear Greeting Card with humorous white text on pink cardstock and white envelope for playful love message
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Fight a Bear Greeting Card
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3 reviews
Like, Love, Keep You Greeting Card with bold white text on lavender background expressing a heartfelt romantic message
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Like, Love, Keep You Greeting Card
$5.00

7 reviews
One is Always Right Greeting Card with witty white text on green cardstock and white envelope for humorous marriage message
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One is Always Right Greeting Card
$5.00

4 reviews
I Love You The Most Greeting Card with bold purple text on pink background playfully declaring love victory
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I Love You The Most Greeting Card
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4 reviews
Take a Bullet For You Greeting Card with playful text on pink cardstock paired with white envelope for funny, heartfelt message
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Take a Bullet For You Greeting Card
$5.00

3 reviews
Best Version of Myself Greeting Card with bold red text on lavender background humorously confessing mixed feelings about self-improvement
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Best Version of Myself Greeting Card
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Blue greeting card with white text on a blue background which reads "YOU'RE THE BEST BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF I FORGET SOMETHING UPSTAIRS AND I'M TOO BUSY LYING ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV, YOU'LL GO GET IT FOR ME - AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU".
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You're the Best Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Load The Dishwasher Greeting Card with light pink text on purple delivering a humorous anniversary message about dishwasher habits
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Load The Dishwasher Greeting Card
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I Miss Your Face Greeting Card with bold yellow text on purple background delivering a cheeky message of missing someone’s face
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I Miss Your Face Greeting Card
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1 review
humorous greeting card with white text that says "roses are red. violets are blue. you had me at "i hate that bitch too." on a red background
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I Hate That Bitch Too Greeting Card
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4 reviews
You Were Fucking Annoying Greeting Card with cheeky pink text on teal background about love and irritation
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You Were Fucking Annoying Greeting Card
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My Favorite Jar Opener Greeting Card with bold red text on pale yellow celebrating a fun anniversary message
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My Favorite Jar Opener Greeting Card
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1 review
grouping of colorful fridge magnets

Magnets

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Blue magnet with black text 'BUT DID YOU DIE?' on a white background
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But Did You Die Magnet
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3 reviews
Blue magnet with 'FUCKITY FUCK FUCK' text and dimensions on a white background
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Magnet
$5.00

2 reviews
Red fridge magnet with text that reads, "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM"
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That Sounds Like a You Problem Magnet
$5.00
Black fridge magnet with text that reads, "I POOPED TODAY"
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I Pooped Today Magnet
$5.00

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Black and white magnet with text about washing the dishes on a white background
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Dishes Clean/Not Clean Magnet
$5.00
red refrigerator magnet with text that reads, "MAYBE A SNACK WILL HELP"
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Maybe a Snack Will Help Magnet
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green refrigerator magnet with text that reads, "GO AHEAD. TRY ME. SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
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Go Ahead and Try Me Magnet
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Blue fridge magnet with white text 'DRINK MORE WATER, BITCH' on a white background
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Drink More Water Magnet
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Fridge magnet with text that reads, "MORE COFFEE, LESS WORKY"
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More Coffee, Less Worky Magnet
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black refrigerator magnet with text that reads, "MY KID IS A DAMN GOOD ARTIST"
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My Kid is a Damn Good Artist Magnet
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White fridge magnet with text that reads, "LEAVE ME ALONE"
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Leave Me Alone Magnet
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navy blue refrigerator magnet with text that reads, "HOT DAD"
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Hot Dad Magnet
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Multicolored fridge magnet with colorful text 'MAKE SHIT HAPPEN' on a white background
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Make Shit Happen Magnet
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purple fridge magnet with text that reads, "I HATE EVERYONE"
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I Hate Everyone Magnet
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purple refrigerator magnet with text that reads, "HOT MOM"
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Hot Mom Magnet
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Mother / Father's Day

Mother / Father's Day

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Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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Mom Tried Her Hardest Greeting Card
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Mom) Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
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Lick the Beaters Greeting Card
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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing Dad. Would Recommend.' on a gray background
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5 Star Dad Greeting Card
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Orange and blue greeting card with text that reads, "DEAR DAD, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST."
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Dad Tried His Hardest Greeting Card
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Being Your Kid is Gift Enough Greeting Card with bold white text on purple background delivering a cheeky message
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Being Your Kid is Gift Enough Greeting Card
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Sharks and Circus Greeting Card with humorous text in purple on pale pink thanking mom for not feeding sharks or selling to circus
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Sharks and Circus Greeting Card
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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text THAT SAYS "AMAZING MOM. WOULD RECOMMEND." on a gray background
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5 Star Mom Greeting Card
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Mom, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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green greeting card with text that reads, "DAD, SORRY FOR ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DID AS A KID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU ONLY KNOW ABOUT HALF OF IT."
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Dad) Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
blue and red greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME. KEEP THAT SHIT UP."
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Dad, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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blue greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE FINANCIAL BURDEN. ALSO, CAN I BORROW $20 BUCKS?"
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Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card
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Eating All My Dinner Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background

New Cards

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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00

11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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Mom Tried Her Hardest Greeting Card
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Mom) Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
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Lick the Beaters Greeting Card
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Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background
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Went to School Together Greeting Card
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black greeting card with text that reads, "LOOK AT YOU ALL SMART AND SHIT. CONGRATS, GRAD"
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All Smart and Shit Graduation Greeting Card
$5.00

2 reviews
Orange and blue greeting card with text that reads, "DEAR DAD, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST."
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Dad Tried His Hardest Greeting Card
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Mom, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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green greeting card with text that reads, "DAD, SORRY FOR ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DID AS A KID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU ONLY KNOW ABOUT HALF OF IT."
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Dad) Greeting Card
$5.00

1 review
Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background
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I'm Thinking of You Greeting Card
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2 reviews
blue and red greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME. KEEP THAT SHIT UP."
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Dad, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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Black birthday card with humorous text that reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERE'S A PIECE OF A DEAD TREE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE." on a white background
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Dead Tree Birthday Greeting Card
$5.00
Mammogram Greeting Card with playful white text on pink celebrating a milestone birthday with humor and warmth
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Mammogram Greeting Card
$5.00

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Teal card with white text that reads, "I BELIEVE IN YOU. I ALSO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." on a white background
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I Believe in Ghosts Greeting Card
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1 review
Pink greeting card with purple text 'HEY BITCH.' on a white background
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Hey Bitch Greeting Card
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1 review
Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background

New Products

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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
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11 reviews
Greeting card with humorous message that says, "DEAR MOM, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST." on a purple background
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Mom Tried Her Hardest Greeting Card
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Blue greeting card with white text on a blue background which reads "YOU'RE THE BEST BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF I FORGET SOMETHING UPSTAIRS AND I'M TOO BUSY LYING ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV, YOU'LL GO GET IT FOR ME - AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU".
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You're the Best Greeting Card
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2 reviews
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Mom) Greeting Card
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1 review
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Lick the Beaters Greeting Card
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Picture of an orange sticky note pad that reads, "BECAUSE MY MEMORY IS SHIT"
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Because My Memory is Shit Sticky Note Pad
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Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background
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Went to School Together Greeting Card
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black greeting card with text that reads, "LOOK AT YOU ALL SMART AND SHIT. CONGRATS, GRAD"
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All Smart and Shit Graduation Greeting Card
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2 reviews
Orange and blue greeting card with text that reads, "DEAR DAD, SORRY YOUR OTHER KIDS DIDN'T TURN OUT AS AWESOME AS ME. I KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR HARDEST."
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Dad Tried His Hardest Greeting Card
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Mom, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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green greeting card with text that reads, "DAD, SORRY FOR ALL THE STUPID SHIT I DID AS A KID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU ONLY KNOW ABOUT HALF OF IT."
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Stupid Shit as a Kid (Dad) Greeting Card
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1 review
Orange greeting card with white text message that says, "I'M THINKING OF YOU. BUT NOT A LOT. MORE LIKE A MEDIUM AMOUNT." on a white background
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I'm Thinking of You Greeting Card
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2 reviews
blue and red greeting card with text that reads, "HEY DAD, YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME. KEEP THAT SHIT UP."
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Dad, You're Pretty Awesome Greeting Card
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Black birthday card with humorous text that reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERE'S A PIECE OF A DEAD TREE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE." on a white background
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Dead Tree Birthday Greeting Card
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gray notepad with black text 'THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT' on a white background
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This Shit is Important Sticky Note Pad
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Other Holidays

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Greeting card with chocolate bunnies and speech bubbles on a light blue background
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Chocolate Bunnies Greeting Card
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6 reviews
greeting Card with Easter eggs and humorous text that says, "easter egg hunts are proof your kids can find shit if they really want to." on a green background
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Easter Egg Hunts Greeting Card
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Card with Peeps illustrations and humorous text that says, "how to eat peeps: throw them in the trash"on a purple background
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Peeps Easter Greeting Card
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Grouping of colorful postcards with humorous text

Postcards

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Orange postcard with text 'I'm thinking of you. But not a lot, more like a medium amount.' on a white background.
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I'm Thinking of You Postcard
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Red postcard with white text that says, "your face. i miss that shit. a lot." on a white background
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Your Face, I Miss That Shit Postcard
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green postcard with text that reads, "I SAW THIS SHITTY POSTCARD AND THOUGHT, "FUCK IT. THIS'LL DO."
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I Saw This and Thought Fuck It Postcard
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purple postcard with text that reads, "MISS YOU, BITCH"
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Miss You, Bitch Postcard
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blue post card with text that reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HERE'S YOUR CARD. I'M ON A BUDGET."
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Happy Birthday Postcard
$3.00
orange postcard with text that reads, "WISH YOU WERE HERE BECAUSE I'M REALLY BAD AT DIRECTIONS"
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Wish You Were Here Postcard
$3.00
blue postcard with text that reads, "DAMN, I REALLY MISS YOU"
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Damn, I Really Miss You Postcard
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Black postcard with white text that says "I'm lost without you. no, really. please send help."
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I'm Lost Without You Postcard
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Red postcard with white text 'MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS' on a white background
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Merry Fucking Christmas Postcard
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Green postcard with 'Season's Greetings. i' text on a white backgroundm too cheap to send presents so enjoy this postcard instead
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Season's Greetings Postcard
$3.00